Dear SS,

I have a female acquaintance that wants to do a bukkake/blowbang.

How does one go about rounding up a good group of men?

Thanks!

Cum Slut and Cohort

Dear Cum Slut and Cohort,

I suggest you start small if this is your first time. Elicit help from acquaintances if you are lucky enough to have sexy friends willing to feed you. Otherwise you have the internet. 

I have had extraordinary luck finding amazing folks on craigslist but I earned my slut stripes and learned to screen.  Ask for what you want to filter out rift-raft.  Do you want all hispanic men between the ages of 21-40 all named Jesus? 

Post a photo of yourself to entice them. Many guys will think this is too good to be true and wonder if you are a dude posing as a girl. Ask for a photo and a phone number.  

Do not have your party at your residence, get a hotel room. Make sure your cohort is present. 

Before dropping to your knees, make sure you have articulated your boundaries. For example, Is touching okay and where?  Be smart. 

Here is a sample craigslist ad I have run: 

Hi Guys I am a Super Sexy 38year-old tattooed Goddess who is blessings the world with cock worship.   I am looking for healthy guys who can show up and cover me in cum.

Please be into oral, okay with groups,  but not into drama and DDF.  I am all that and more!   This is your lucky day.  

We are meeting in a park in So Austin on Sunday at 6:30pm. 

I’m a busy girl and YES I’M A GIRL and I don’t have time for a lot of texting or chit chat.  If you want to hear my voice fine but I am not sending more photos.  It’s too time consuming.  I do this every month.

You will not be disappointed. 

PLEASE FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS  CAREFULLY!  Email me and include a PHOTO of yourself,  your stats, including age, a name and a phone number.  

I will have to text you to give you the location.  I will not return EMAILS.  First cum First serve.  

Let’s have a blast together.  I’m a good friend to have!

Keep it slutty, make it sacred! 

Sacred Slut

 
 
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